Umineko - Chapter 5

who the FUCK is the new game master what are they on about

and what do they mean, the culprit has been cornered????

LMFAO

MIRAGE COORDINATOR LITERALLY FRAME 1 WHAT ARE WE DOING

huh????

oh its just flashbacks sure

is she just that fucking gutted after ep 4???

aieee he's just as stuck as i am

that is a really nice sprite what the hell???

holy shit she's so pretty

:(((

he cares....

can she not do that sprite please

"i have tons of objections" is so good

oh huh????

this is some weird shit what the hell

bern is a player????

he is getting a ton of new sprites

she's sandbagging

evil little creature

EVIL

STOP IT

thank you creature

its shit like this that still makes me think it will be a meta story about stories

what the fuck is this episode gonna be man

DAMN they move quick

holy

so i can use this to hammer down the premise!!!!!

FUCK i love ryukishi he makes such small lines hit

THATS SO CUTE MAN

ULT

HOW IS IT THAT FAR???

i thought Lambda doesn't want a win for Bern????

HI they just flashbang you with this

also FUCK maria is dead

all the kids died in the cousin's guestroom????

rosa too????

these are different too

i dont believe you

they've all proven it????

WHAT THE FUCK NEW CHUD ALERT

AHHHHHH OPENING TIME, I CANT LOOK. IT SOUNDS REALLY COOL THOUGH

knowledge on this chud that i think i have - they are called Erika (Furude?) and i think they are a detective, and i think they have something to do with being thrown off of a boat

wait her name is just fucking. (E)Rika Furude. What the fuck why have I never connected that. Is she just Rika's stand in then???? why can she do that???? why can she spawn someone???

so, Kumasawa should absolutely know that Kinzo is dead - still don't know about Gohda.

sitting through this whole scene waiting for the "guys maybe we don't need to tell anyone"

there we go

its true you know

he's so fucked

why is she pouting????

really good bit

DON'T PULL OUT THE SONEZAKIS

me getting misogynistic because im losing the argument

ITS SO SUMADERA BULLSHIT I CAN TELL

MORE THAN ANYTHING, WHAT HE N

THEY DID IT IMMEDIATELY FUCK OFF

DUDE NO

HOLY aura he rezzed

could the branch family be where batter 2 is? or maybe beatrice?

level 3 summon

engrave that shit

that's good shit

wooah.... magic...

uhhhh hi?

tomodachi life ass pairing

cute

red text lol

"ult please"

dude he genuinely thinks he's so funny

#yep

why are they dragging this out, this is like. explicitly in the text.

evidently yeah

hey guys can you include me, Nanjo? the ushiromiyas, the servants, and Nanjo, if that's okay, thanks

i actually completely forgot about Knox's commandments. I was using them as a framework for Higurashi at times, but they are soooo applicable here it's crazy. let me check them

The criminal must be introduced in the early part of the story.

The reader must not be allowed to follow the criminal's thoughts.

All supernatural or paranormal explanations are forbidden.

No more than one secret room or hidden passage may be used.

No undiscovered poisons or devices requiring lengthy scientific explanations may be employed.

No Chinaman must figure in the story.

The detective must not rely on accidents or unexplained intuition.

The detective must not be the perpetrator.

Every clue available to the detective must also be available to the reader.

The detective's companion must not conceal relevant thoughts from the reader.

The companion's intelligence should be only slightly below that of the average reader.

Twins, doubles, or impersonators must not appear without prior preparation.

cool they are actually gonna delve into them, sick

man im so stupid i forgot about this

this is really interesting, since Ryukishi has shown that he is willing to break these rules. weird...

HOLY SHE'S SO RIGHT

i have been thinking about this - it's a very interesting mismatch between Battler, and us. We are seeking to figure out the actual truth. Battler's aim is to deny Beatrice. As a result, Battler ends up able to just handwave shit, instead of trying to connect all of the mysteries together. It's an interesting result of our and his goals being so different.

interesting....

SHE'S SPITTING

SHE'S DOING THE NINJA QUOTE

yeah this is stuff that has been on my mind. really cool shit that it addresses it, i love umineko

she got that shit on

gulp

she's really happy with setting up a bullshit reason then damn

lmfao no love for gohda??? does that mean he doesn't know about kinzo???

vacation arc!!!

i love these CGs

queer

wow no way

natsuhi locks in holy

its just like higurashi yeah

DUDE IS THE KUMASAWA BEING THE CARETAKER FOR HOMUNCUTRICE THEORY ACTUALLY CORRECT!?!?!?

LOCK IN OOMF

oomf live...

new relaxing song just dropped??? OST - Future

oomfie.... its cute...

i was just saying in vc "yeah i KNEW that she was a real human being in episode 3, not acting"

uhhhh

gulp

higurashi reference also

red text

STORYTELLING FUEL

no love from chud...

WITHOUT LOVE

Malicious little creature

holy

BERN FACE

yeah what if someone walks in

cute.... using the blue in order to suggest that witches exist

the ult of all time

"i'll understand you" is a crazy thing to say

wtf its just rude

is this not a higurashi background????

YEAH ITS JUST A FUCKING HIGURASHI BACKGROUND WHAT

kyrie is an evil evil woman

abuse install

BATTLER 2 BABY LETS GO LETS DO IT

sorry what????? child????? there's no way that our Battler is Natsuhi's kid or something, right??????

im shit with VAs but it kinda sounds like an evil battler

OUGHH what is going on

shut up

banger

holy shit shut up

fuck off her name is Furudo

noooo not her man

yeah you sure are

its epitaphslop

erika is the one who meets her in the garden here???

is this the boat thing???

NO SHOT SHE IS SIMILAR AGE TO JESS, SHE'S SO SMALL

wait but maria is saying younger???

suspicious creature

banger

she has her own theme song what the fuck

crazy outfit to have after washing up on a beach tbh

hello new oomf

really really funny

red text and for what.

has she self inserted as the Detective Role in the game? Like Sherlock Holmes would be considered?

knoxslop

very, very odd

sure i suppose

yeah thats just listing all 18, sure

THEY CAN CONTACT OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW????

gaap upscale

okay freak

silly shit

i love you jess

WHY IS THERE GOLF

all the adults turning towards her like the malcolm in the middle gif is a banger

I see...

yeah i'd like to solve the puzzle

gulp. im sorry.

what the fuck man

whats going on man

talking about eva, makes sense

Inheritance was what I thought before but that didn't help

my head is hurting there is no way we are actually solving now

dude.

HOW

HUH???

FIRST TWILIGHT has 13 i guess??? this still doesnt like get us anywhere

uhhhh

this ties into my theory with the Sumaderas intending to kill the Ushiromiyas, but they'd rather get the gold from the epitaph is possible

this again, it must be so important its crazy

huh

yeah its genuinely untranslatable

cute

this was so obvious that i thought it was literally anything else.

lambda is controlling her so she says certain, cute

what the fuck battler and her actually found it????

oh. yeah i. i heard about this phrase in the past too, I suppose.

kinzo schizo illusion

used to????

THE GOLD IS REAL HOW IS THIS IN EPISODE 5

Bern-Battler, lol

IN RED TEXT IS CRAZY

scary little creature

huh

I noted this earlier, but there was no umbrella Maria this time, and there is also no Letter that was given to her.

yay now nobody will die :D

RED TEXT EVIL

GULP SOME THEORIES MAY HAVE JUST CRUMBLED

AIEEEEE

WHAT IS GOING ON

YEAH doesnt make sense does it

so yeah, this is about battler being left until last every time

thats some insane red text what

so my thought was that she wants battler to remember her, and love her again

hmmmm

theres so much red man

he has this shit

a lot of cash, very soon!

bro they are vessels they have nothing

tactical divorce is crazy

gulp

did she have a kid with someone else, trying to pass it off as an ushiromiya successor???

evil man...

envelope gaming...

yep theres the ring

RUDOLF "IM GONNA GET KILLED" LORE??!?!?

part of me wonders if they'll have beatrice be from here

HUH???? So, he brought back a child for Natsuhi to raise???? Is this Jess 2????

LMFAO

edith finch ass death for this woman who leant against the fence with a baby

holy shit speedrun

uhhhh dude a child died

evil fucker

STOP IT.

this is related to my Ep 4 theories so I am happy with that

some may call it the End of the Golden Witch!

fucking edater

they got him

goes hard

gulp

we gotta stop this thing

gulp

WHAT THE FUCK SHE CANT DO THAT. IS THAT THE FIRST RED TEXT IN THE GAME BOARD????

EVIL

uh oh thats a locked room

The stakes seem very intent on insisting the epitaph being solved should end the game

krauss kidnapped, and some weird fucking terms to free him

we now need to wonder if this mystery man has any bearings on past games, considering the fact that he called before the game starts

fucking narcissist

ok just reading the stuff again, yeah, Hideyoshi is found in the guest room Natsuhi is told to hide in. gulp.

can we shut her up

he's just gone???? wtf

yay!!!! no locked rooms!!!!

uhhhh where did they go

she is spamming theories, just like me tbh

these witches gay. good for them. good for them....

yo are we knoxposting now?

lcoked room...

is this "and then there were none" by christie? I've never actually read it I suppose

IM GETTING CALLED OUT FOR NOT READING ENOUGH AIEEEE

also Queen of Crime is totally Christie, right??? i think??

omg ranpo like bungou stray dogs

ult incoming???

BATTLER LITERALLY ONLY LOVES MYSTERIES HE SO MADE BEATRICE FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM TOO

lmfao

god i hope this is really important its really cool

funny

DUDE FUCK OFF THEY'RE MOVING THE SPRITE OUTSIDE LMFAO

ITS SO DUMB MAN

she's locked the fuck in

they are ace attourneying her

kyrie gaming once again

golp

GOHDA SHUT UP YOU ARENT HELPING

AURA

I AM NOT

oh lol

BLUE BEATO ATTACK

I DONT LIKE WHERE THIS IS SETTING UP

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS MAN

KNOX

ryukishi not having a dogshit design when you see the full sprite challence (impossible)

who the fuck is this man

why is she talking like that

they wordplaying

OST - Justice and OST - Aci-L are both insane holy

what are we DOING

AIEEEE RED TEXT

i cant wait for her to use the reciept in the fighting game

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS

g-guys there could be a secret door, right....?

YO SHE FUCKING CUT THE SCREEN IN HALF WHAT

GULP

okay she is grasping at straws

gulp

LMFAO

there is no way this theory works man

You used to call me on your Kinzo phone

THIS IS SO FUCKING DUMB

we gotta kill her im ngl

GO AWAY

this one is a bit better

lmfao

dude shut up

gulp

RED TEXT

SHE'S THROWING SO HARD

DUDE WHAT IS GOING ON

BOOOOOO

he's ulting

dude fuck off

what could this possibly mean

dude STOP

its literally every fucking character talking

dude they cannot be saying that he snuck out after her

woah its like he snuck out

okay...?

redslop

shut up

???????

fuck off

EVERYONE WOULD HEAR THE WINDOW SMASH DUDE FUCK OFF

LOCKED IN

WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE MAN

DUDE FUCK OFF

ITS NOT REAL MAN LIKE ITS SO OBVIOUS

its so obvious man

he did that shit

aura

oh hi red text

aura

without love...

wtf queers

holy shit get a room

what the fuck is this m an

holy shit these queers

i think you got some problems bern

she's just chilling here now

its so a meta story man

so she's talking about how it is allowed to use magic to obscure how you get to a human end

cute

LMAFO??

I mean yeah???

yeah sure red text

so she just butted in and went "nuh uh thats an illegal play" sure dude

huuuuh

don't we all

CREATURE

HMMMM

what are we doing here

the cousinslop

EVIL RED TEXT

the Knock Machine

bullshit man

kind of a really good bit

evil nonsense

gulp

gulkp we are getting more definitions

so we're bringing up the fact that you need to analyze not just the murders, but everything else that's making the mystical nature too

uh oh she's locking it all in

she fell for it

she's so desperate

IEEE

WHAT IS GOING ON

GOLP

she's losing her mind

gulp

DOOR KNOCKING DEVICE

AIEEE THEY'RE KILLING US

WHATS HAPPENING MAN

abusing her chud....

girl chill out that still counts

losing her mind

PUPPET WITH ITS STRINGS CUT

thats a cool line, its just like Rosa from before

yeap

uhhh

game beato saying that Natsuhi is innocent...

fuck you lambda

engravecels

why is it unlocked.

??????????????

banger

hmmmmm. lowkey im wondering, if the mystery guy hid 4 different cards around her room, and told her to pick up a specific object depending on what her answer was.

red text?!?!

is hideyoshi getting blackmailed as well????

??? WAIT THE GUY IS INSIDE THE LOCKED ROOM????

its so evil

she's so mad lmfao

gulp

stealth gameplay in Umineko: The Video Game

is this gonna be the end????

let's go?? time for battler to pop off???

she needs them...?

dante...

BIGASS CLOCK AND ALL THE WAY TO THE END????

also HUH???

WHERE ARE WE

uhhhhhh

your lives????

WOOOOO

Sure dude

fucked up

ITS A LOT OF PEOPLE MAN. AND ONLY ONE NEW HUMAN

this is the thing from right at the start!!!!!

its engraveslop

so mean...

AIEEEE EVANGELION TEXT

BEATRICE ATTACK

WHAT IS HAPPENING

So they were by themselves, I see...

woah

GULP, RECIEPTMOGGED

gulpp

AIEEE

wuh oh

OOMFIE WIN PLEASE

YEAH but midnight to 1am?

uh oh

she sucks so bad

uhhhhhhhhhhh

wtf man

they are gonna get so lockedwindowmogged

SHE IS INSANE MAN

wait from outside is INSANE??

she is actually not mentally well

is she not like. disproving that natsuhi did it?

we gotta kill her

uh oh

BEATRICE IS GONNA DIE NOOOO

eek

uh oh battler needs to lock in

beatomogged

SHE'S ACTUALLY GONNA KILL US

dude fuck off eva taught that

FUCK OFF

FUCK OFF SHE HAD FINGERPRINTS

evil creature

GULP

I mean, they say all this, but didn't Rosa leave for the guesthouse at 1am? couldn't she have done it? Maybe? They say that the crime was only possible between 12 and 1, but Rosa wasn't even there?

yeah, wait. "none of the people in the mansion left it before 1 am" and "the crime was only possible between 24:00 and 1:00" are like. blatant contradictions. what.

when the fuck does Krauss disappear off the map?

Have they ruled out suicides? idk man im fried is it really just natsuhi?

GOD its really cool

A MORE CORRECT TRUTH

DEFENCE LAWYER BATTLER

this is a "you need to present your defence attourney's badge" ass scene

WOOO

metroidvania upgrade time

HOLY SHIT WHAT

AIEEEEE

ENGRAVESLOP

I LOVE YOU BEATO

huh, i wonder if this is talking about if an author just writes the same story on repeat, they stop being so magical

THE GOLDEN WITCH OF AURA

GULP

GULPS yeah but didn't Natsuhi have to leave the mansion then?

WHERE THE FUCK DID THE BODIES GO

AIEEEE

engravecels

AIEEEE

uhhhh

ACTUALLY FUCKING EVIL. AND YEAH ITS REALLY FUNNY SHE DID WALK INTO THE EPISODE 1 KINZO STUDY AND COME OUT LOCKED THE FUCK IN

evil...

shut up

OST - discolor holy shit???????????????

and there we are. back at the first scene.

man this is fucking crazy. this song goes so hard here too????

this is a crazy fucking scene and this music is doing so much of it

i am actually slack jawed this is fucking incredible tonesetting

this is fucked.

fuck

fuck BATTLER WE NEED YOU TO LOCK IN

LMFAO

BATTLER WILL CATCH HER TRUST

OH HI?????

OH IS IT THE FUCKING, CULPRIT MUST NOT BE THE MOST OBVIOUS PERSON???

WOOOOO

good ass line

WOOOOO

NEW SONG DROPPED IT WILL BE INSANE

lock in

GULP

ITS A 1 VS ALL

HERE'S HOW MY BEATRICE THEORY CAN STILL WIN

COME ON MAN WE WENT OVER THIS

WAIT IS THAT REALLY 10TH??? uh oh

oh i had "twin brother" in the list i read, sure

HOW IS "DRUG THAT MAKES A CUT APPEAR" A REAL T actually i guess higurashi was drug that makes claw marks appear. fair enough

banger from a friend when i said that to him

LOCK IN MAN

HE IS JUST GOING INSANE

FUCK YEAH THERE THATS ANNOYING

banger

they're gonna clair obscur him.

they're gonna nier automata him.

time to ult...

what. wh. you. you can't counter that.

no. what.

THIS IS WHERE ANGE WILL SHOW UP AND SAVE THEM TRUST

CHILL THE FUCK OUT GIRL

NO STOP. DIR IS SUPPOSED TO START PLAYING AND FIX EVERYTHING

AIEEEEEE

NO "BUT IT REFUSED"!??!

Huh?????

huh

this is fucking gutwrenching man. you can't cherrypick brief thoughts that someone has, and use them to construct a whole murder motive. everyone has those moments where it gets too much. to assume natsuhi is guilty just because she didn't always love Krauss is so fucked.

this game is something special man. it's so so clear what they mean by "without love", because Erika is exactly that.

what is this face she hits before the screen shatters????

fuck man

bro invited gohda to the team

cute

uhhh

booooo you suck

OST - Bread of Life HOW IS SUCH A RANDOM NAMED SONG GOING HARD

I just want her dead

evil....

evil

why is erika like slightly taller

we gotta kill them

gulp

AIEEEEE

witches may be evil

gulkp

LMFAO????

they are just saying shit

dude

LMFAO

gulp

they are getting her

gulp

wqhat the fuck is going on why is it being documented

yeah the bodies are still fucking with me

gulps this is just blatantly not what happened

yeap

oh sure i guess that was technically murder

evil...

oh she did that shit damn

oh the baby couldnt be talked about???? interesting

its fucked man

LOCK IN OOMFLER

HE'S LOOPING IT

UH WHAT

TEA PARTY IS GONNA GO HARD AS FUCK

SUSPENDED????

WELL THEN

wait no dont

NO WAY SHE IS ACTUALLY TRYING TO FRAME NATSUHI

?????

I mean, Ronove is Genji, and Virgilia is Kumasawa? I don't about fucking Gaap or anyone, but i guess some of it is fine?

LMFAO??

LMFAO

fucked up man

LMFAO

yeah this was obvious

noooo the bern...

aieeeeeeee

really funny fire effect

i want this thing dead

LOCK IN

i do not want this fucking thing being the game master

we should kill her

what the FUCK WAS THAT TEA PARTY MAN

THIS ??? BETTER GO HARD

START THINKING YOU GOT THIS

THIS IS HOW ANGE CAN STILL WIN

oh hi???

here's how my theory can still win

oomfie....

NOOOOO

WHY ONLY GIVE THIS NOW

without premise it cannot search for h

this is interesting, and gives more wiggle room for ryukishi to break some of them, will need to think about this later

he's trying to fry my brain stop him

i kinda agree with this

oh this is cool

he's true you know

huh

fuuuck they did this to me and i failed

wait she's really spitting

she's true you know

this is cool as fuck

i did this!!!! i took a month of just thinking and rereading!!!! im this!!!

please say no please say no please say no

DUDE YES

dude its the FUCKING EPITAPH

holy shit she's oomf

THIS SHIT IS SO COOL "you don't need to use it if you don't want to. but, it is always here to help if you need it"

WITHOUT LOVE

cute

fuuuck that's good

WOOOO ITS META FICTION

fuck this game is something special man

so battler had a first love??? fuck i gotta think of this now

WITHOUT LOVE

FAGGOTS

LMFAO

cute

lock in time???

WOO

me and gert in the room

YES YES YES IT MIGHT BE OKAY

oh that is not at all what they are saying. interesting. hmmm

i think "fair battle" is an interesting way to think about this that will become the key

yeah i been saying this for a while

holy shit i love umi

holy shit that's a beautiful line

FUCK THIS IS GOOD

CHINAMAN

without luck

i guess this is what i did huh

braun tubes...

yeah umineko is such a hard mystery because you have to find the actual answers amidst all the child abuse

DIR PLAYS AND TELLS YOU TO REREAD THE GAME LMFAO

DUDE WHY THE FUCK IS IT SAYING TO PLAY THROUGH IT ALL AFTER THE GAP

WOOOOOOOOOO

DAMN RIGHT

LOCK IN

FRAGMENTS WOOOO

REFERENCE!!!!!!!!!

THERE WAS JUST A FLASH OF A MILLION SCENES

oomf live...

OOMF

OOMF NO

THEY BURNED THE WITCH

?????? HE JUST LOCKED IN RIGHT NOW????

HUH???????????

OOMFS

oomf...

this guy is evil

HOW MAN

METROIDVANIA UPGRADE???

METROIDVANIA UPGRADE ACTUALLY REAL

this shit gold thats what im sayin

"damn this sword's power may be Endless Nine, there's something Fishy Aroma about this, im feeling some dread of the grave -more fear-, he's about to goldenslaughter us"