Umineko - Chapter 6

TIME FOR DAWN OF THE GOLDEN WITCH

its time... not hints, but a confession...

QUEERS?!?!??!

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS

?!?!!?!

???? WAIT IT'S HER????

????

IS THE FUCKING UMI COMMUNITY THE GROOM???

dude like that anime

women be putting your heart into locked rooms

toxic yuri...

shinjeibaaaaa

nah its probably okay you're overreacting

battler solves the mystery and gets solved to the benadryl dimension

immediate thoughts is that this is battler wishing for someone else to save and understand him?

WAIT IS THAT AMAKUSA'S VOICE

I GENUINELY THOUGHT THAT WE WOULD NEVER COME BACK TO ANGE FUCK YES IM SO HAPPY

GULP. is this another timeline....?

????? transphobic ange???

hi.

WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS FUCKER FORGES MESSAGE BOTTLES

OST - Love examination what in the obra dinn

VN larpers

"expose myself" as in actually put parts of herself in her work?

GOD I FUCKING MISSED ANGE

JAPANESE AIEEEE

THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY that this guy is criticizing me for basically inventing a whole new story in my head while trying to solve. what the fuck is this metacommentary

yeah i'll kill myself i think

im actually gonna lose my mind what is fucking HAPPENING

WAIT SO ONLY EP 3 ONWARDS???

she didn't do Turn of the Golden Witch, or Legend (Ep 1)

WHAT IS GOING ON MAN

this was Takano Higurashi's plan

WHAT ARE WE DOING

ANGE IN THE TIMELOOP??? ANGE ISNT ALLOWED TO BE IN THE TIMELOOP MAN

SHE'S A TIMELOOMF

takano expy

holy shit she's gonna spoil 6

she's gone insane from acting like beatrice too much

falsehood...!?

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

OOMF

is she seriously just an observer??? and what's up with the military badge???

bern was saying this shit????

it's called a sound novel actually

true....

trhis will be them,

i wonder what this will actually entail...

umineko preaching enthusiastic consent, the wokeler himself

its foxslop

WHAT IS THAT FUCKING NAME

FEELS THE AURA

dlanor: yo gurt

lobotomised beato hiii

HOMUNCUTRICE HERE'S HOW HOMUNCUTRICE CAN STILL WIN

FURIGANA WUH OH

oomf..

ITS OOMF

death lore

NOOOO I GOT MY HOPES UP FOR A SEC

"that was just her corpse" is wild

HE WANTS TO GIVE A NEW LIFE TO HOMUNCUTRICE, THE GIRL WHO DIDN'T GET HER OWN LIFE, WHAT A GUY

HE'S DOING THE SAME SHIT AS KINZO BUT WITHOUT THE ABUSE I HOPE

homuncutrice theory...

THIS IS ME TALKING TO MY FRIENDS

uhhh sorry idiot, nobody could mistake him by sight

hi genji you shouldnt be in here actually

is this gonna be a story about an author getting inspired by another's works?

MOE

THEY JUST PLAYED A SONG FOR 2 LINES AND THATS IT MAN

CUTE

WHAT IS THIS POSE GIRL STOP IT

Yeah i said as much, the part about "piece" is interesting though

#yep

but its also not for revenge either

GET OUT THE WITCH VORTEX

Cute room,,,

oomftrice....

when ur gf gets age regressed

he doesnt get it

CHILL MAN

thats cutemf

BANGER LINE

wait also this implies that she was writing the witch parts too??? huh???

"if you lock in you can write fanfic"

he's playing with dolls

cute....

gaap pranks...

WOAH FREAK

GIRL IS POPPING OFF

cjute...

DAWWW

I love umi so much man

HE GOT THE METROIDVANIA UNLOCK: BLUE SEA VISION

Woah...

WHY ARE THEY HURTING EACHOTHER???

just because they're leaving eachother or something else???

WHY IS IT MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE???

WHY IS IT A COMPETITION NOW

OOMFIES

QUEERS HOLY

OH SHIT

HE CAN DO THAT??????

GET THESE FAGS OFF MY SCREEN

CUTE

battler is the best wingman of all time

WOOOOOO HERE WE GO

YOSHIYA????? WORST NAME EVER, KANON FORCED TO LEAVE ROKKENJIMA

WHAT IS THIS SPRITE WOAH

HMMMM new beato crumbs...

AIEEEE THE RED

OOMF????

Yeah my thoughts were that Kumasawa was a servant who worked at Kuwadorain - she was the kind of person who looked after Homuncutrice and feed her more lies about magic and rumors

WHY CAN THEY JUST TP INTO THE META SQUARED ROOM, AND READ THE OLD EPISODES, FUCK OFF

cute line, love it

DOGSHIT NAMES

AURA

huh

nanjo knows mysteries???? nanjo-trice stocks are going up????

gulp this might be me

SHE'S SO MAD LOL

LOL

ITS TOTALLY 3 RIGHJT

OKAY its time for bullshit hypotheticals

YAAAA

wait is he dumb or am i dumb

OVERTHINKER

UHHHH

do you like spin in place "1 slice" and hit the cheese like 8 times???

this is my oc cheese please dont steal

OH HE'S JUST SAYING FOLD AMERICAN CHEESE SURE MAN

INCREDIBLY GOOD BIT

GULP

is it the fact that if there's 3 coins in one, there's 2 coins in it?

gulp my friend got this shit on

LMFAO

DIE

hat monster time

????

GROSS

yep i believe you

OH THERES SOMEONE WHO FELL DOWN THE STAIRS AND LEFT??? clue..

weird beato stuff

beato...

lol

YES IVE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG FOR THE MARIO 64

THERE'S NO WAY THIS IS HAPPENING BEFORE NIGHT ONE

THEY TOOK MY FUCKING EPITAPH MAN WHAT HAPPENED

OOMFTRICE

UHHHH BEATOS

This is the regal cold beatrice and the immature hoper

OLD BEATRICE IS REAL??!?!?!

CUTE...

huh

time travel;....

silly

ARSON????

CUTE...

true...

true....

BEATRICE IDENTITY HOLY

so she's basically the darkness inbetween the truth.... huh...

uuu uuuu

TRIPPED SHANNON OVER. THE WORST TO EVER DO IT.

okay chill maria i know she's annoying

this but erika

i can literally envision the fanart in my mind

what

LMFAO???

its so stupid man

LMFAO WHAT THE FUCK MAN

they let anyone use the red truth nowadays man

dickhead time

im crying

LMFAO

GOLP

LMFAO

SAKUTAROU ASSIST

erika is soooo mad

episode 7, maria is gonna kill erika with a metal bat, lock it in

erika why you smiling like that

DONT RE-ENGAGE

i thought Knox's 5th commandment wasn't included???

evil creature

no george i think she might have developmental problems

this and the Beato stuff is so Demian man

woah

GEORGE INCEL ARC????

SHANNON LORE WRITE THAT DOWN FOR THE BEATO SOLVE

OKAY IT LITERALLY HAS TO BE SHANNON NOW

HMM

hitting someone with this will go nuclear

furniture...

i really like this - i've had something similar in the past and it's hitting quite hard

:,)

this shit is awesome

cute...

HAVING X+1 CHILDREN TILL YOU GET A GIRL

LMFAO

aura i fear

BZZZZT WRONG

loveless oomf...

even dlanor isn't fucking with it

lol

SHUT UP CHUD

SHE LOOKED AT THE FUCKING CAMERA LIKE A TV GAG

i see... so yeah, the witch of the island has been mixed with the island's old stories. our new beato is something seperate alltogether. hmm.

okay so Beato the Elder has become a true mixture of West and Eastern mysticism

hat man time

i have to assume this is about somone feeling trapped and unable to call for help. they want someone to save them very badly but can't do it.

locked room that kills you

kinda shit locked room if the solution is to open it

thats not good i think

IS THIS SOMEONE BEING TORMENTED BY LOCKED ROOMS OR SOMETHING???

HE'S DEVICEPOSTING

is this the fuckers from the start of this episode???

FUCK ITS SO COOL

lmfao

cute

me solving and failing

cute?????

"do u hate me :("

CUTE

VAGUEPOST KING

I am assuming this is about the fact that the servants know that something is gonna happen tonight, and they cannot prevent it at this point.

very higurashi

hmmmm, is the brooch something that can prove that you shouldn't be killed?

ITS LIKE THE THING HIDEYOSHI SAID ABOUT ROMANTICISM

resignation is magic..

GOLDEN TRUTH. IT IS SOMETIMES INFERIOR. SOMETIMES SUPERIOR.

what does this have in common with the Kinzo comment???? that she earnestly believes it?

true

DENY IT AS A READER HOLY

wtf man

gulp

HUH??

she got FLASHBANGED BY MAGIC

he's so mean

small bombs

what are we doing

she's just a girl...

interesting, this is making me think of the stuff with Mion and having to seperate herself from the formal side of her

without food it cannot be seen

girl who is an imaginary number

battloomf...

gen uinely forgot the stakes existed its fucked up

oomf....

oomf...

DAWWWWWW

OOMF???

MORE CHILD ABUSE LETS GO

battora...

oomf,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

NEW ROOM UNLOCKED

hi you're not meant to be here

they got chess 2

oh hi :)

holy

TRUE

one on the right has vtuber energy, one on the left reminds me of rwby

are they pantomime characters or something??? they got this shit on

holy queers

woah

they're acting stupid as hell

aura

everyone is aurafarming

evangelion

he sideboarded

why do you have a tape sprite

he drew the out

she's just a girl

is she jealous of magic letting people believe a better world?

WOAH FAGGOTS IN MY VN

wait what the hell is she on about

girl what

is she just mediabrained???

detective for cheating...

holy aura

huh...

oh shit this is actually her arguing with her ex what

this is awesome

so she's just super upset that the moment that love makes you have these delusions, makes you start seeing these things, the relationship is as good as over. falling in love = an unavoidable checkmate to her

erika is just so good at seeing patterns and suggesting evidence to back up her bad thoughts that she pushes people away, huh

is this his trial of love??? why does it clash with shannon and beato?

its good shit man

AYUMI AYUMI WAS THAT MENTIONED ANYWHERE UHHHH I FORGET

holy shit girl

god i love the song Requiem

GOD I LOVE THE SONG ANSWER

FUCK ANSWER IS SO FUCKING GOOD

He is so fucking cool when he's not acting like an edater

ITS SO FUCKING COOL MAN

UH.

AURA ITS SO FUCKING AURA

first fantasy he loved...

GOD UMI IS SO COOL

FUCK ITS GOOD

TIME TO LOCK THE FUCK IN IM SO READY WHEN DIR SHOWS UP

also was francis bacon mentioned before in umi i think so? idk

AURA

he;s so fucking embarassing i love it

OH SHIT THIS SONG AGAIN

gaap guulp

WAIT HE ACTUALLY FUCKING KILLED HER??

HERE'S HOW GEORGETRICE CAN BE REAL

damn okay whats going on with the game board stuff here

gulp

bechdel test fail

wow i wonder if kyrie ever had to deal with something like that huh

the oomfers....

thats my girl

oh shit

god i love this family

GIRLBOSS

god made her a foid against all odds

INSANE WOMAN I LOVE HER

huh damn

god i love her

SO YEAH BOTH WERE PREGNANT. BATTLER 2 THEORY CAN STILL WIN

Just like Battler...

here is how battler 2 theory cannot win

i think i remember this being said before yeah

new theory she killed baby battler and replaced him with another ch-- wait no it has to be rudolf's son still hmmmmm. or at least kinzo's grandson.

STOP SPAMMING WITCHSLOP

you wouldnt poison the drinks of my enemies

STOP IT

she's the coolest person ever its not even close

ryukishi loves going "man being a woman sucks" and he's so real for it

HOLY SHIT

HIGURASHI EYES

she's actually the coolest woman of all time

FUUUCK PRISON STRIP

AURA

logiccels when a real magicchud comes at them

SHE'S STACKING ROGUELIKE EFFECTS AGAIN

BULLSHIT YOU CANT SUMMON HIM

LEVIATHAN IN FOR THE SAVE BECAUSE SHE'S SO ENVIOUS????

THEY'RE JUST SPAMMING ALL OF THE GOOD SONGS ITS NOT FAIR

FUCKING AURA

LOBOTOMY SAVED

GO AWAY

LMFAO

SHE CAN DO THAT???

true!

she';s so cool

NEW FUCKING SICK SONG UNLOCKED?????

WHATS GOING ON

ITS SO FUCKING COOL

not true beatrice said you cant even talk through it

LMFAO

UH.

UH YOU CANT DO THAT

THE FUNNY FUCKING FIRE EFFECT

is it just arson????

SHE'S MAKING MINECRAFT TICK DAMAGE NOISES

FUCKERS

pretty big clock already

yeah first time all episode

my tea's gone cold im wondering why

huh

gulp

the kanon rosa convo goes crazy

damn...

holy

no trauma dumping in #general

"dont end up like her she's lonely and awful"

bye rosa

poisoned her tea?

OH THATS FUCKING UNEXPECTED

im betting on the other two deaths to be natsuhi who fights with her beatrice/kinzo, and kumasawa/virgilia

or genji i guess maybe

gulp

LMFAO

LMFAO HIS FUCKING FACE

ITS SUCH FUCKING BULLSHIT

HOLY

THIS IS BULLSHIT SHE'S BOARDWIPING TO GET PAST SHROUD

GULP

I WAS RIGHT LETS FUCKING GO

Oh yeah right

gulp

she's weak to looking at herself??

OOMFTRICE

GOOD SONG MERCHANT

LOOMF...

BATTLER?!??!?

oomf.........................

cutes....

cute...

holy

its true he loves saying that

hmm. so did she take the one time it was mentioned and blow it up out of proportion?

hmmmm

i wonder if ryukishi holds fanfic in such high regards... or if beatrice is "the idea of mystery" or something insane liek that

uhhhh

i love bern hating her chud daughter

lmfao

hmmm

it is the most misogynistic murderer of all time

WAIT THIS IS THE HAT MAN

??????????????

i guess it makes sense for battler to not want to take someone's life?????

yay only 5 locked rooms yay

yeah i understood this much

they get half dead??? is crazy??

THIS IS LIKE EXACTLY WHAT I WAS SAYING

wtf why does she get the sneak peek

she's oomf

get these queers out

gulp

GULP

red time!!!

hmmmm

Current idea is that maybe it's a trap that exists inside the room?

IM SAYING LIKE

its true

battler and maria went down together apparently - did a servant help them get in?

has nanjo even said a single line this chapter this must be a clue

im actually unsure if nanjo has appeared a single time this chapter

nanjo might not be on the island and someone else might have snuck onto the island

why is she only counting 3 theres like 5 (6 if nanjo is here)

wait why did kyrie not know?????

she's doing the same thing that rosa did when she was girlbossing

NOBODY gives a shit about kinzo this time aroundtoo

lol

the gfaslighter

immediately gives up when the next chapter name shows up, banger

vaguepost king

hmmmm

same

LMFAO

gup

girl that is zero

dioes this to you

holy

oomf shaped

cute

this stuff is suggesting to me that the author is misrepresenting the witches in a pretty substantial way. from episodes 3 on they are a lot more active and evil

cute

you got gert on my mind

thats kinda swag

he can do that?????

oh wtf she can slap seals on random other places to eliminate people again

who's the best game master ever

you are

who got you all these red truths

you did

but we can't have all of them. budget cutsss.

umineko episode 6, the final one

cute

NOOOOOO

Gulp

gulp

gupl

gupl time to kill people

lol they get third partied like fortnite

true

FUCK NANJO IS COUNTED IN THE COUNT, BUT HE'S NOT MENTIONED WHAT IS GOING ON

wolf and sheep puzzle like the thing

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NANJO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

holy shit like zelda

oh thats fucked she's evil

holy shit like among us

its gaming time

GULP

SHUT UP

STOP

gulp

they're full sending it

GULP

okay windows too??? wild???

lol

evil beast

wait but we literally said "everyone else" was in the other room

yep, exactly what i thought

commentary on ryukishi being able to swap what's in the cat box is interesting. did he only bring this up because he did it at some point?

this is like fnaf 4 and the box

INSTANT???

its true you know - but the fact that battler's corpse is missing is still a problem that means the seals would probably break

or i guess you change the letter to being a bluff

shut up chud

gul;[p

what a good name for a chapter im sure its okay

gulp

WE DO NOT NORMALLY SEE THIS BACKGROUND WHAT IS THIS

i hope he does something stupid like removed the door

this is like in chicken little when he's failing at baseball and everyone is fucking distraught

gulp

she wants to rape so bad

EVIL CHILD

She's so Natsuhi

HE'S ACTUALLY SO FUCKED MAN

god its so evil

"dont bluff bro, don't do it"

she's talking like a point of no return door

evil chud....

the fucking madman

so he intends to still play by knox's laws. I see....

what is being cooked

hmmm

cool because i dont know what im looking at

gulp

evil creature

WHAT IS HE DOING

BULLSHIT THIS ISN'T FAIR

actually bullshit fuck off

i really like this as a parallel to how desperate the reader is. a lot of the stuff in figuring out umi is based on this lynchpin of a red truth so often. we're so saying this shit of "if this one fact was defeatable, i'd win"

its true

he's the dumbest fucker alive

GULP

IS THE HAT DIMENSION HIS PURGATORY WHERE HE FIGURES OUT THE LOCKED ROOM????

FUCK

HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW THE FUCK

HUH?????

holy shit

THERES NO FUCKING WAY THAT SHE SWAPPED WITH BATTLER WHAT

um. dlanor. what.

by the way i really love the idea of this locked room being shutting yourself away from other people without being able to connect with them - the only way that you can be saved is through other people. cute.

ITS BULLSHIT WHATS HAPPENENING

im sure this will work.

yep/

are they gonna say that erika killed them with her own two hands????? so she KNOWS FOR CERTAIN that they're dead????

this might be the coolest game ever. the confession of guilt being a way to access the red truth.

i knew exactly which one its so fucked

ACTUALLY FUCKING RIDICULOUS

She's actually the fucking worst.

holy shit it's juist like the Higurashi 6 twist about 1 this is fucking wild. and so incredibly battler.

genuinely the worst to ever do it

this fucking sucks. UNLESS. THIS IS WHERE THE PEOPLE HOP ON THE ISLAND TO SAVE HIM

its so fucked

uh oh

its so dire

siblings?????

oh they fucked her up for good

dead angle...

huh

okay so yeah she is a massive mystery fan as expected

huh

gulp

oomf/.//

gulp

my thought is that it's either a new person climbing onto the island or erika herself did it without stating it

huh

is this someone who stopped wanting to be alive, and only wants to live for her creations instead?

cute

gulp

cute oomf

golf

uhhhh

evil

lol

GUN TIME

Two...

oh huh??

is this saying that beato is 19???? it has to be shannon or jess then yeah

aura

hmmmm

so it has to be erika doing it or someone else on the island right??

OH CAN YOU JUST SMASH THE WINDOWS???? how would that work? I guess there remains uncertainty on if the window is actually just broken, or if it was used to escapes, so Battler could use it to protect his mystery

#yep

gulp

EVIL EVIL CREATURE

lol

oh holy?

trans battler counter in the top right goes up

WHAT IS THIS TRICK

BEATO LOCK THE FUCK IN!!!!

odes this to you

gulp

STOP IT

woah?

oomf...

yep thats good yep yep

AIRPLANES IN THE NIGHT SKY ARE LIKE SHOOTING STARS

love...

what is GOING ON WHY DO THEY NOT HAVE A FULL SOUL??? is beato the sum of shannon and kanon????

wait is it that they can't love someone else with 100% of their soul??? they can't be open???

hmm

this is very much being framed as a confession of love between two parties. you need to win the duel in order to get into your relationship. if you wait too long, the other person will not let you win. why is it being framed like that for shannon and kanon?