Umineko - Chapter 8

Time to wrap this story up. I wonder what this will be like. Very excited for the games competition that they mentioned, I wonder what that is.


nice ass looking key man


WHGAT THE FUCK OOMF


she can choose to stay stuck there and never let the past go, or to say her goodbyes to everyone


DAWWW


OOMFIE


THEY'RE GONNA KILL HIM HE'LL FALL OFF


banger


what the hell he's here?


banger, rudolf just fucking went crazy in spinning teacups too hard


OH SO YOU'LL SPEAK ENGLISH NOW BUT NOT IN 7 HUH. DIE


????????


Why is it christmas man


its so stupid man


genji is thinking about all kinzo's sins and where he has to cut this off


a puppet with its tea cut


dude she's pogging


is battler lying to her about the truth then?


THE EXPLOSION ACCIDENT FUCK OFF THEY NEVER CALLED IT THAT BEFORE


dawwwwww


my blog update didn't save but im really liking this chat


editing the site isn't working right but i like this whole convo a lot


oomf is so skeptical... no...


OOMFIE NO



THEY LOOK SO HAPPY MAN


cute


moe...


i see...


cute...


gold truth...


beatrices written like vertices..


she's saying this before krauss invests in uber for dogs


john "i hate wills" talking


DAWWWWW


OOMF this belongs to you now...


it's about letting go...


LAND OF THE GOLDEN WITCH IS LOST MEDIA


who the fuck is Mytyl


beatoomfie...


LOOK AT THESE QUEERS


oh shit it's actually talking about the explosion in the future


NO OOMFIE DONT DO IT DONT FIXATE ON A SINGLE TRUTH


OOMF


Dont say BGM nerd


why are we doing child soldiers now



cute they're getting on well im sure this will be the case for 12 more years


what are you saying you little chud


genji is killing her


oomfie... believe,,,


OOMFIE START LIVING


SHE'S SO X3


this is really nice./..


it's the almond/.//


banger


FUCKING HUH????? WHAT????? WHY THE FUCK IS THERE SUDDENLY A CHOICE


girl who heard of the monty hall problem but she's 6 so she doesn't get it correct


HOLY SHIT IT'S BEATO GROWL FROM TWITTER


this happened to my friend Bazette


IT'S FUCKING QUIZGLORP???


dude lmfaoooooo


what the fuck man


dawww....


eva.....



that's really nice...


ITS ME GOHDATRICE SOLVE MY EPITAPH


okay that's unfortunately really cute


it;'s gohdagem i fear


clicking on Nanjo in fire emblem heroes ass voiceline


UH OH THIS IS ME


chess match with kinzo as the final boss


BRO ITS JUST KRAUSS'S QUIZ CHILL OUT


dawwwww....


cute.,.....


connections category, not VALID.



true actually


thats her, that's the happy maria


that's so based its this little idiot


dawwwwww


WHAT IF HIGURASHI WAS IN REAL LIFE


BATTLER'S PARENTAGE


YEP THJAT'S WHAT I EXPECTED


genuinely why does every VN writer love the monty hall problem so much


oomfs....


this is so sad man, seeing everyone wish her well as the only person who survives. i love you too ange


god i love this game


just try and understand her. and remember us.

its so fucking good man


DAWWWW


OOMF FUMO???


CHIESTER TIME WOOO


Poor Erika :( they got her


WOOOO


hilarious combo


DREAM BLUNT ROTATION


I think this is a higurashi one?


ITS LIKE WHAT THEY SAY IN HIGURASHI WOAH


HOW WAS YOUR FIGHT WITH ERIKA FAIR IT WAS COMPLETELY BULLSHIT


WOOOOOO THE SONG


ITS FUCKING CHAPTER 8 AND FUCKING GOHDA IS HITTING THE PURPLE TRUTH????


some interesting ass rules here


BAD RYUKISHI UU UU


oh he's cute with it

the fuck is this DVD Extras ass menu man


Theories

Dead parent from 1st twilight + their kid are working together

Kid lies about the parent's death

What if culprit just stayed inside Natsuhi's room until the end of the game? Like how Kanon did it in 6?

What if a whole family is doing it?

Take Eva's for example.

Eva kills 4 in first twilight, then Krauss and Natsuhi. Then stays in their room forever, alive.

Then Hideyoshi and George do the rest of the kills together and conspire together.

My working theory is that either Battler or George worked with both of their parents to do it.

One parent gets 4 kills in First Twilight, then does second twilight and hides in there forever.

Then the child kills Shannon.

Then the child lets the second parent into the guest house.

The second parent kills Gohda, Kumasawa, and also Nanjo, then Jess.

Reasoning being. A child is the one who confirms their parents die in First Twilight.

Therefore, if you need both parents, then it has to be George or Battler.

Jess dies, and says that George couldn't have killed Shannon.

The only child left for George to kill would be Jess, and that is impossible.

Therefore, he never has a chance to become a culprit.

So Battler is the only one who can also become a culprit and lie and conspire with Kyrie and Rudolf.

I know my ass is wrong. But I'm gonna rip it anyways. I do not see evidence that contradicts me.


IT LET ME THROUGH WITHOUT TELLING ME IF IM CORRECT OR NOT IM TERRIFIED


PLEASE BE RIGHT PLEASE BE RIGHT PLEASE BE RIGHT


I SOLVED PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLSEAS


BACK ME UP LITTLE CHUD


DUDE I HAVE TO BE CORRECT PLEASE


DUDE FUCK YES IM SO FUCKING AWESOME


im battler and im EVIL and im gonna fucking kill you



unfortunately it is the most fucking aura ever


i be saying this shit


gulp


hi


FUCKING ERIKA?!?!?


I mean not with the rules of Bern's game, George couldn't kill and become a culprit who could lie, then


I BE SAYING THIS

UH FUCKING GULP.


that's my chud daughter i fear


dude shut up you're already annoying


SHE ULTED


HI OOMFIE


they literally never write it like that why are they doing it like that now


it's true...


completely bullshit this is so funny


sure yeah


WOOO


uh oh.


yep


oomfie no you can't live like this...



hi again


she wrote a book!?!?


oomfie no...


the cat box is empty inside is cool as fuck


HOLY?????


gupl



oh that's fucking awesome


CORNELIA BLAST


dlanor: yo, gurt


wtf gohda gonna do here man


what if rokkenjima was purple


this is like the end of hollow ataraxia


fuck thats cool


GOAT I FEAR


DUDE YES


uh oh


DUDE FUCKING YES


HE'S SO FUCKING COOL MAN


BATTLER IS THROWING HANDS???


fuck dude yes


they Nomura'd her that's so sad


holy shit like final fantasy


who the fuck is this, orgininal beato/shannon???


oh no it's just the chud but she sounded way calmer than normal


cute cg


they're just FUCKING DOING ANYTHING


FUCK MAN ITS SO COOL


banger


Even Hachijo is looking out for her? Cute...


ctue


oh huh?



???? she has a sister????


i was saying some of this shit while doing the bern mystery man


TELL HER GIRL


DUDE YES!!!!!!


ZENZEN DAME DA


LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!


I FUCKING LOVE YOU BUT STOP BEING SO SPITEFUL


its so hollow ataraxia man


By letting the truth overtake the island, they have erased the possibilities for all the theories to stand


dont say zettai near the foids bro


insane bg???


dude yes


oomfie....


hi


slimedadelta....


lowkey kyrie could handle the great city of books, send her in


oomfie please....


banger


oomf...



everyone knows that a mother goes "once you're 18 you can choose your path especially if its suicide"


HERE'S HOW THE SUMADERAS CAN STILL WIN


i fucking knew it was gnona be a real publishing event by Hachijo


ange showing up at the book unveiling visibly bleeding with every bone in her body broken


she's gonna open it and its gonna be kung fu panda


DONT DO IT GIRL


SHE GOT KUNG FU PANDA'D


She's about to hit a fucking crazy line i can tell


she's going crazy


ITS THE OTHER WAY AROUND

is it the same CG??? i cannot tell


oomf...


LIVE ANGE WE NEED HOPEGEM


That isn't your name... Has Ange forgotten everything as the best ending Hachijo could dream up?


cute.... ryukishi really does just love the joy of creation no matter what


it's really nice....


gulp


oomf....


I WANT TO LIIIIIVE


Dawwwww


oomf...


oomfs....


oomf.... you cant do that, it has to be her...


dude fuck off go away


OH SHIT NOT INSTRUMENTAL ANYMORE


omfg bern


GOHDA YOU CREATED A LOGIC ERROR YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU KILLED US ALL


straight up we gotta kill you dog


WORLDEND DOMINATOR LETS GO


SHE SPEEDBLITZED THEM


Green Sun's Zenith, mtg reference


OOMF SUICIDE


SCARY



BIGASS STUPID FUCKING SHARK MAN WHY IS THERE SO MANY BAD CGI EFFECTS


DUDE STOP THE BUDGET


OOMF ULT


STOP THERES TOO MUCH BUDGET


STOP IT WAS ANIMATED TOO


holy shit these queers


THE BOAT IS ANIMATED TOO


that's awesome i fear


some guys called oasis wrote about this

this happened to my friends fujino and kyomoto


IT'S ENGRAVESLOP AND HIGURASHI ALL AT ONCE


she is low health :)


OKAY HE GOT THAT SHIT ON


KRAUSS PUNCH


george is genuinely one of my favs in such a surprising manner


WOOO


unfortunately it may be the hardest image i have ever fucking seen


FUCKING NIGHTCORE ASS IMAGE MAN ITS SO GOOD


HOLY FUCK MAN


its so problematic that these two have a really stable relationship


thank you oomf


THIS SPRITE IS SO PATHETIC MAN


WOOOOO ITS SO FUCKING SICK


Hmmm


SHE'S SO AWESOME


ITS SO FUCKING NIGHTCORE VIDEO MAN


FUCKING AWESOME SCENE



WHAT THE FUCK MAN


ITS SO FUCKING COOL


It's COOL


oomf...


lock the FUCK in ange


FUCKING LIKE GUNDAM WINGS DUDE


AH SCARY


she wants the fun to continue forever...


WOOOOOOOOOOOO


WOOOOOOOOOO


It may be a gurren lagann and i love it for that


CUTE


ANGE JUMPED HER


LMFAO


GOD THIS GAME IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL


ITS AMAKUSA TIME BABY


dude yes...


UH????


DUDE


THEY'RE SO YURI


THATS MY OOMFS



DUDE NO


dude no


cucumber okonogi and pickle ange send tweet


DUDE YES ITS UMINEKO NO NAKU KORO NI CHIRU NOCTURN OF TRUTH AND ILLUSIONS EPISODE 8 TWILIGHT OF THE GOLDEN WITCH


DUDE YES SHE LEARNED TO LOVE AND WONT BE MURDERED NOW YAY


THAT'S SUCH A NICE THING FOR HER MAN


DAWWWW


FUCK MAN. ITS SO SPECIAL


tea party time yay


hm


dude shut up



you arent allowedc to do that sprite go away


is she just reference blasting


FUCK OFF LAMBDA GO AWAY


Doing the "Trick" ending now, she's about to get her head blown up


he isn't even denying it anymore



ryukishi genuinely thinks he deserves to live


beast mode i fear


DUDE


silly little ending. time for the ??? and finishing this tale off... it's been a wonderful time....


OH???


WOOO


Nice name Ange


ITS DAMN TRUE MAN


dude fuck off


oh shit


huhhhhh???


beato and battler...



HE HAS THAT SPRITE ON


DUDE YES


DUDE


was he the tohya from before then???? woah


WOOOO


:(


DUDE SHE REMODELED THE ORPHANAGE LIKE THIS???

im actually tearing up btw


DUDE MAN


IT'S FUCKING INCREDIBLE MAN


DUDE MAN


THERE IT FUCKING IS THERES THE FUCKING IMAGE


FUCK DO YOU MEAN NEXT GAME BOARD ADDED


DUDE THE NEW GAME BOARD WAS JUST A SHITPOST


IT'S NOT GOING AWAY


HOW ARE THERE SO MANY LOCKED TROPHIES


krauss looks asian as fuck here